Friday, July 15, 2016

House Hunting

So basically this whole "house hunting" thing has me in nots, tears, elation, confusion, and in a constant state of wanting to cry or throw up. I absolutely positively H A T E it.

I should be grateful that we even can buy a house. But it's almost like we can't because every house we can afford gets scooped up by some greedy house flipping asshole for a hundred plus thousand dollars more than what we could ever pay. And unless we want to live in some half burnt out former crack den theres nothing left to buy and even then we still get out bid. And on the rare occasion we do get a tiny taste of possible escrow it all goes away before the ink is even dry on our offer. Be it by a higher bidder swooping in at the last minute, or the seller wanting even more money, or us (me and the family) not fitting "the mold" of who they hoped would buy the property. No exaggeration all of those things have happened to us on our house hunting journey, however illegal and infuriating some may be, they have happened.

Though if I may, since I am being openly honest,  I am more angered by house flippers. I feel they are ruining the market and are totally part of the problem, not the solution. For starters, putting in a $10k dollar  home depot clearance special kitchen does not add $80k dollars in value to a home. Sorry buddy but it just doesn't. It is not my intention to piss off or offend any house flippers out there, I am just stating my emotions about it.

It is so frustrating that we have officially quite looking. Well for this week anyway. I am still holding out hope that we will find one. Though that hope is dying. I know that sounds utterly dramatic but it's true. And that kills me a little. I have always been a positive thinker. It's challenging at times, especially now that I'm feeling so defeated. I'm usually very good at the whole "It's not meant to be" school of thought. However we have now made 12, yes TWELVE-- offers and have been out bid on every single one; I ask myself how many times can something be "not meant to be" before just throwing in the towel?

Stay positive they say, you'll find it they say, just keep looking and visualizing they say; I'm rolling my eyes at you I say...

So yeah, I'm finding it harder and harder to keep my positive self going. Which is super silly of me when looking at the big picture. I know I'm feeling sorry for myself, much like a child complaining of having nothing to do while sitting in their room that's filled with toys. I have a lot to be positive about but I'm focusing so much on how I DIDN'T get what I want that the positivity that is normally there is just looking blankly at me shrugging it's shoulders saying "F**k it"

Because the truth is staying positive right now is exhausting. I know it's the best choice to be that way but, what I really want to do is jump up and down screaming "This isn't fair!!" I know there's so much going on in the world that is actually worth getting really mad about and what I'm upset about is totally selfish in comparison. "Oh boo hoo I can't buy the house I want" makes me sound like a spoiled brat. But at the same token it's important to honor ones feelings. So I'm trying to do that now though I'm not doing it very well because it makes me feel terrible. Even though I know it's all relative or whatever.

But it all just makes me feel icky. Every part of it. The looking, the wanting, the not getting, the feeling upset. Every single part of it. Is it even worth it? I guess I am the only one who can answer that question though. For now I say the answer is Wine, and to do as Dory says, except switch swimming to renting. "Just keep renting, just keep renting...". And I'll keep looking too. Cause maybe we will get a lucky number 13?

Friday, July 08, 2016

A deal is a deal

Saint Jude is my favorite saint. I really truly believe that he hears when you're asking for help and comes through for you in your times of need, especially when you're feeling totally and completely helpless. With that said, his novena is nothing short of magic. I got what I asked for and as promised I am publishing the prayer....

May the sacred heart of Jesus be adored, glorified, loved, and preserved throughout the world now and forever. Sacred heart of Jesus pray for us. Saint Jude worker of miracles pray for us. Saint Jude helper of the hopeless pray for us.

Say this prayer nine times a day of nine days (a novena) and your prayer will be answered. You must promise to publish the prayer.

Like I said a deal is a deal and a promise is a promise.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Aspiring Zen Master

When I was little I had a terrible time with anxiety. Every night as I would lay in bed I would just worry myself sick with all of these nightmare scenarios. What-if's plagued me until I was about twelve and I realized that none of the stuff I had ever worried about actually happened. 

I am much older now. But I still battle the occasional worries. I call myself a professional what-ifer. 
I have gotten very good at being able to be able to reason with myself and calm my mind out of it. Lots of deep breathing and meditating will take it right away. Sometimes though it's not that easy. I'll know I am being silly, I'll know I am moving towards what I call "the dark side" where I will just let the worry be all consuming and wash over me and take the drivers seat; a place where the worry wins and I am a nervous anxious mess. It usually only lasts a little while and it doesn't interfere with my daily life too much. But it will be there, just hanging around like a nuisance that serves no purpose other than to bother me. 

My second pregnancy was probably the easiest least complicated pregnancy in the history of pregnancies. Like for seriously. Just easy as pie. No complications, No morning sickness. Labor was easy. All of it was totally text book fine. But rather than enjoy that, I spent the entire time (39 weeks 2 days) worried about all of the things that could go wrong. How very foolish of me. Now that he is almost 10 weeks old (and healthy and perfect and asleep on me as I type this with one hand) I wish I could go back and just enjoy it. That's my life lesson. To worry less and enjoy more. I imagine when I'm in my nineties I will feel the same way. But it won't be just about my pregnancy, it will be about my whole life. That I worried the whole thing away. 

I sometimes wish life was like a wikifilm page, where I can read how it ends. I can see that everything turns out just fine and then go watch the movie with the ease of knowing it's all going to be okay. But life isn't like that. We wake up everyday and just go. Trusting and living in the moment. 
Something else I am also working on. 

I so wish I was zen master like my mother, or my aunt. Both are amazing examples of chopping wood, carrying water. For example, a few years ago my mom found a skin growth on her arm. I asked her what it could be. She calmly shrugged and said "It's probably a skin cancer. I see my doctor in a few days. I am not too worried." As it turned out it was just a small patch of dry skin from a previous sun burn. Nothing to worry about. But if that had been me with the skin growth? Good Lord! I would have been a hot mess, frantically and obsessively searching webmd and Doctor Google and practically writing my own eulogy. Is that rational? Or even healthy? No. But is that what I do? Yes. The struggle is real as I don't know how to be any other way. 

So there that is. My biggest flaw. Out in the open. 

But I will say this, I am working on it. I am always working on it. The worry is a bad habit akin to one bitting their finger nails,; I learned somewhere and I just have to UNlearn it. It will take some time and determination but I know eventually it will be gone. I guess you could say that right now, I want to be carrying the water but I am not done chopping the wood. Almost done, but not just yet. 

Monday, June 13, 2016

PB on a rice cake

It has been years, years, since I have written anything. To be honest I cannot remember the last thing I wrote or even the last time I did it. I think I wanted a fresh start or for something to feel new, so for whatever reason I deleted all my previous posts on here. In hindsight that was kind of stupid because I erased all that history. There's no use over thinking that. I did it and can't change it. So we are. New post being written that I hopefully won't end up deleting.

I love to write but, after I have not done it in a while I forget that I love it. Much like peanut butter on a rice cake. It has to be one of my most favorite snacks. I could eat that all day long. But I don't remember how much I really love them until it's all that's left in the pantry when I'm starving; and I'll remember "these are so good! why don't I eat them all the time?" They're even better with the occasional drizzle of honey. But I'll go to the store and get other snacks and weeks will pass and I will not have a PBRC until there's nothing left to snack on but that.

It's the same with writing. I won't do it or will avoid doing it but once I actually start to write I love it and want to do it all the time. I think I don't write very often because I talk myself out of it. I will tell myself that nothing I write will be any better than what everyone else is already writing.

Everyone wants to be recognized for something or to "go viral". And while that is totally normal and fine, it annoys me. Cause it makes me feel like whatever I write is just like what every one else is doing or writing too and I am just one of the million of other people out there with some blog about life and whatnot. I am sure that makes me sound like a horrible person. And I honestly do not mean it to. I just feel like so many people do it now, it's not special anymore. What makes what I write or have to say any different than what a million other people are doing or writing? Why would anyone want to read what I have to say?

And I guess there in lies the rub. What is my true motivation? What are my intentions? If I am being honest, totally completely honest; it's just to write and put it out there. If nobody ever reads it, that's fine. I just love to do it. It's my PB on a rice cake. And if anyone ever does read it, well that's great too. That's PB on a rice cake with a little drizzle of honey. Either way it's a great snack that I love. Honey or no honey.