I have sinned. It's been four days since my last entry.
I guess I just got lazy. I figured that having lost 20 pounds, I had this whole points thing figured out and didn't need you. But I see now the error of my ways and promise it will never ever happen again. Please, Pleeeeease forgive me and take away the two pounds I have gone up because of what I did.
It will never happen again. Ne-ver. Cross my heart hope to spit.
I guess in order to receive forgiveness you will need a full confession from me. So here it goes.
I had french fries. Twice.
I had a yogurt haven Thursday night. Actually I have had yogurt haven other times besides Thursday. There were three occasions to be exact. There were also other times in the past that I went and I just didn't write it down. I tried to keep it from you. But you have to understand. They have Cake Batter as a flavor! It is like eating actual cake batter without the risk of salmonella.
I also had half a donut on Friday afternoon that I didn't write down either. Then there was also the two glasses of wine I had with Matty on Friday night.
I also ate cheese puffs for dinner on Saturday. Though it was not intentional. They are so light and airy the eating of the whole bag (with the help of Matty) was actually shocking to me. That one was an accident.
Then there was also the run in I had at taco night.
It is all just very embarrassing and I am sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I am so sorry.
Food Journal, please take my sincere apology and know that I do need you. I won't keep anything from you ever again. I will count every point and write it all down. Every bite, every taste, every nibble. All of it.
I am glad we cleared that up. I feel better.
Tomorrow is a new day. And I will start this week off right. Weight Watchers Honor.
6 comments:
You are allowed to fall off the wagon now and then. It is a life long thing, the whole weight loss. Be kind to yourself and then eat celery for the next week!
You are a complete crack up. :)
Way to cowboy up to the evil food journal. I almost feel guilty drinking this beer and eating this pepperoni pizza. Almost.
Linda--
That is so funny. And the sad part is I actually considered the "salad only" diet this week!
Mel--
Aww, like wise!
Wow--
Mmmmmm, Pizza.
Too funny!! As your penance, you must recite 15 Hail Celery's ("Hail Celery, full of magnesium, blessed art thou amongst vegetables...") and 30 Holy Fiber's ("Our Fiber which are insoluble, hollowed by thy nutritional value... ") :)
Ana--
That is the funniest thing I have ever read. Oh My god. LMAO.
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