I should clean though. Because somehow, all of my clothes have managed to make their way off the hangers in the closet and out of the dresser drawers, into one huge pile onto the bedroom floor. And they have been like that for a few days. So everything is getting wrinkled and looks very old and dirty when I put it on; even though I did just do laundry a week ago. But the very thought of putting anything away right now makes me want to take a long winters nap.
I should put my clothes away. Before Sunday night. Because I know it is very UN-lady like to leave my shit laying around everywhere. And believe you me, my shite is ev-ery-wh-ere.
Shoes, cardigans, lip glosses and hairpins. You name it, whatever it is , it is one of the many items of mine that is out of place somewhere in the apartment. Just sitting where it shouldn't be. It's not that I am lazy. I do want to clean. Really. I do want to. A little. Kind of. Not really. Okay fine, not at all.
But you know, whatever. I'll get to it.
4 comments:
You need the magic cockroaches and subway rats from "Enchanted" :P
That would be so helpful. I actually do have a mouse who has been sneaking into our kitchen (completely unrelated to messes however) maybe I should make him earn his keep? :)
Who does like cleaning?
Okay, I know a couple of people. Freaks! Unfortunately, they are not close enough to clean MY house. :)
Mike--
They are freaks! I like to think that the more messy my home is the better my social life. I'm too busy being awesome to clean :)
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